It's free, it's available on both the App Store and Google Play, and best of all it's free at no cost to you!
Plus, you can send in tips:
Ticket sting? Sinkhole? Freshly dumped, still-perfectly-edible produce in the dumpster by the Whole Foods? Let your fellow cyclists know and you will be richly rewarded in the afterlife!*
*[Hateful Ambien-induced tips will be subject to censure and/or series cancellation as applicable.]
Yes, thanks to this app, TransAlt is now the most technologically advanced advocacy group on the face of the planet earth, and just wait until we drop the new virtual reality system that lets you ride under the illusion that there's a protected bike lane on every street:
(Virtu-Smug being beta-tested indoors at TransAlt HQ.)
What an exciting time to be alive!
Ain't got a modren enough phone for apps...
ReplyDeletehey nonny mouse
But can you post a comment on the Bike Forecast through the TA app?
ReplyDeleteAsking for a friend...
who may be slipping Ambien in my Ovaltine.
pod ee yum
ReplyDeletePodium?
ReplyDeleteCONS PRCY
ReplyDeleteTRANS AMERICA BIKE RACE STARTS THIS SATURDAY IN ASTORIA, OR.
ReplyDelete4300 MILES OF SINGLE UNSUPPORTED RACING
http://transambikerace.com
its rainy season officially here in america's rather ample wang, and i wouldn't mind having that silly virtual trainer thingy.
ReplyDeletecan it virtually be programmed to put shiny campy stuff on all my bikes? like that obnoxious black and gold group(o) that would be Cipo approved? i want the virtual people on the virtual sidewalks to stop and gasp at my big black and gold crank.
Bicycle riding outdoors sux ; )
ReplyDeletenot up to this level of comedy!
ReplyDeleteTried uploading faster softerware to the downtube bb assist motor but was denied and I had to do all the pedaling myself. Someone also yelled put some gas in it.
ReplyDeletewonder how the transalt app would work for me,now that we're living near raleigh rather than nyc.
ReplyDeletewhat the he-double hockey sticks,i'll give it a shot.
the vegetables in the food lion dumpster tip,i don't know if it would be worth the trip for y'all.
Not one, but two flats for yesterday evenings self-propelled travel fro' work.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, of course the second one was likely due to haste in fixing the first but no one likes a scold.
I am virtually impressed, meaning not. Phones is for phoning, thankfully nobody knows my number so I can live in peace.
ReplyDeleteI am with mouse at the top on podium.
I wanna know what drug caused Roseanne to grab her crotch while murdering the national anthem at a sporting event all those years ago?
ReplyDeleteShe rose inestimably in my estimation after that, and while her current breach is probably unforgivable, let's remember she wasn't always bad.
Time to update your web address to Bikesnobnyc511.org
ReplyDeleteI shit you not, I made a Bret app. Using a program designed to teach high-schoolers, but still. He crosses the screen casually and bounces off the borders. You can grab him and send him in another direction. Or if you fling him, you hear "WOOO, HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!" and he goes crazy allovadaplace and ends up at some random point in time (as illustrated by the background image which includes a 7-segment LED display showing what year it is).
ReplyDelete—I’m coming out.
ReplyDeleteI accidently took 2 Ambien one day at work mistakenly thinking they were Ultram.
ReplyDeleteI didn't like that job anyway.
Ahaha, virtu-smug. Made my morning
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