In it I embark upon an expedition, solve a historical mystery of great import, and ultimately am awarded the auspicious Explorers Club Medal, joining the ranks of such luminaries as Sir Edmund Hillary, Jane Goodall, and Buzz Aldrin.
Basically I slog through some trash-strewn vacant lots in Yonkers to check out something of interest to me and perhaps four or five other people.
Nevertheless, I invite you to join me on my journey, and if you decline my invitation I invite you to eff off. Either way, I'll see you all back here tomorrow--or at least those of you who make it out alive. Those vacant lots can be pretty dangerous.
--Wildcat Rock Machine