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Which makes this post you're reading right now the equivalent of an airport waiting area:
And before you complain that you paid for a nonstop flight, please allow me to remind you that all this crap is free and you haven't paid or shit.
Or, if you'd like your money back, please send $50 to this address and I will refund it in full, less a $25 convenience fee.
See you back here tomorrow, and thank you for flying BSNYC Airways!
Wildcat Rock Machine, CEO, COO, IDGAF