Wednesday, November 18, 2015

It's Wednesday and we're off to the races!

Are you ready to feel the adrenaline-charged excitement of a searing twilight Cat 6 Citi Bike run across the Manhattan Bridge?

Maybe?

Then let's begin.

Brooklyn side.  Something o'clock.  In the distance the sun is going down on New Jersey like an intern on Chris Christie.  I mount the Manhattan Bridge bike lane and put the Citi Bike's balky shifter into spin mode like I'm firing up a load of laundry:


On my right the lights of the city twinkle.  In the distance are the billionaires of Manhattan, in the foreground are the multi-millionaires of Brooklyn:


Beneath me, the schlubs of Staten Island sit in traffic on the BQE:


And on my left a subway train rumbles by:


The B train isn't the only thing here to rumble though, because so am I!  It's rush hour on the Manhattan Bridge, baby, one of New York City's definitive Cat 6 proving grounds.  See that light in the distance?


It grows larger and larger and then PYEAOW! (that's a laser beam sound, not a dying cat), it blasts by me at supersonic speed, so fast it blows back the thinning hair on my flagrantly helme(n)tless head:


I'm settling into a rhythm now, but already the attacks are coming faster than Cipollini at training camp:


I let the attacker go, but another rider is right on his wheel:


And moments later they're both pursued by an ebike:


As we race towards Manhattan, other riders race away from it, and here the action is stopped by a wayward pedestrian:


I pass the bottleneck and assume an aero tuck:


So aggressively low I can practically lick the Citi Bike's cockpit:


So I do, in profound act of communion with my steed.

As I descend I recite the Citi Biker's Creed:

Yield to pedestrians
Stay off the sidewalk
Obey traffic lights
Ride with traffic
AND FUCK ALL OF THE ABOVE IF CAT 6 GLORY IS ON THE LINE!!!

As I approach Manhattan I scrub off some speed lest I break the sound barrier:


I'm tempted to high-five a fellow Citi Biker, but at these speeds we're liable to tear our arms right out of each-other's shoulders:


Alighting onto the island of Manhattan is to land on sort of a Cloud City in which everyone is a giant douchebag:


And the Brooklyn-bound salvos are relentless.  In fact there's an attacking rider right in the middle of my lane:


Though I'm on a bike that weighs 50lbs, so I turn my face to the darkening sky and laugh maniacally:


No surprise who won that face-off:


Indeed, the Citi Bike is increasingly the Cat 6 race bike of choice, and this crew appears to have cleared out a whole station:


They're strung out like the last days of Pantani:


Deftly I maneuver the highly flickable Citi Bike through the construction area:


And arrive at the finishing bollards triumphant over absolutely nobody:


Though I do look resplendent in my Inspector Gadget jacket and Rivendell purse:


A lone dork beneath the moonlight:


Say what you will about New York City (I recommend "It's a fucking dump"), but there's no shortage of cycling excitement.  We've even got mountain bike trails, and while they may take awhile to get to, at least we don't usually have to share them with horses--though if you do you might want to watch this helpful video:



Wow, horses sure are a pain in the ass!  If you don't have time to watch the video, allow me to summarize proper protocol when you encounter a horse on the trial:

1) Mail a certified letter to your local stable or equestrian group postmarked at least 10 days prior to the encounter informing them of you ride plans;

2) On the day of the ride, dress appropriately.  Remember: horses are frightened by bright colors, subtle colors, jarring patterns, monochrome, short sleeves, long sleeves, knee socks, ankle socks, and the horrific "whooshing" sound emitted by certain windbreakers.  Therefore, dress as one of the very few things that doesn't frighten horses, such as a tree or feedbag;

3) The equine relies heavily on its sense of smell, and the pungent mélange of armpit and crotch emitted by the typical mountain biker may cause a horse to bolt.  Horse manure can go a long way towards masking your aroma, so be sure to stop and smear yourself with it whenever you encounter a pile on the trail--which should be incredibly often since horses are basically gigantic anxiety-ridden shit dispensers;

4) Give horses plenty of warning when you're approaching--but not too much warning, or else you'll frighten the horse.  Strive instead for insistent trepidation, like a 10-year old waking a hungover parent for a ride to school.

5) Horses are frightened by loud noise and rapid movement, as well as by silence and stillness.  When passing, come to a gradual stop, dismount, lay your bicycle down, and drop your pants.  Spreading your buttocks, rhythmically purse and relax your anus in the universal sign of equine submission.  This will show the horse you mean it no harm.  Continue the gesture until the horse has safely passed.  If horse attempts to mount you instead, remain calm until completion.

6) Share the trail and have fun!


Imagine my surprise when I took the kids to see "Equus."  I just assumed it was an animal-themed musical like "Cats," only with horses instead of felines.  Boy was I wrong.

I mean sure, they loved it, but still.

Also, word to the wise, "Oedipus Rex" is not about dinosaurs.  Don't ask me how I know.

Lastly, the cycling media's fascination with "smartglasses" continues:


Everysight is spun out of a defense technology company in Israel that works with fighter jet and rotary wing helmet-mounted display systems. Utilizing Everysight’s Beam technology, the Raptor’s lenses serve as an augmented display, meaning that computer-generated input or graphics are added to the real-world view through the lenses. This allows you to see the road, cars, and your surroundings clearly, just with some data and digital information also included in your field of vision.

Hey, I admit it, I do love bike stuff made by Israeli defense contractors:


Though judging from the stills it appears they have some work to do:


For one thing, I want a lot more information when I'm out on the trail:


They're like horse blinders for people!

151 comments:

Happy Unicorn said...

Anyone on here who would like to be serviced by my throbbing unicorn (think horse) dong, just start talking about "advertising and marketing techniques." That'll be our little code, okay? ;-) I'll hit you up privately.
EnterHORS DONG

Spokey said...

is this yeller? does happy count

Anonymous said...

Yow

Anonymous said...

Wooooooooooooohooohoooooooohoooooooooohooooooooo

JLRB said...

Bot wars continue

Horses scare the shit out of me, so it is mutual

Anonymous said...

Speedo.

Carlos Caliente said...

Top 6!

Spokey said...


i see horses once in awhile on the drc towpath. never had an issue passing one even thought the towpath isn't that wide. i admit that they do leave mountains of shit. i'm always afraid if i hit one, it will send me in to the canal. that would be much worse than watching equs.

at least happy unisex comments don't run on for screen after screen. they're short enough that i can actually read them before falling asleep and ignoring them.

BamaPhred said...

I love these travelogues. You had me a "gigantic anxiety-ridden shit dispensers"

non Iturd5 comment attempt

N/A said...

I am ready to feel the adrenaline-charged excitement of a searing twilight Cat 6 Citi Bike run across the Manhattan Bridge!

sTONEdEADLAND said...

And THIS is why I subscribe to this channel!

Horsees be scary.

dnk said...

Has HORS DONG vanquished Ted?

Anonymous said...

Ka-POW!

N/A said...

Horses are pretty much the terrorists of bucolic multi-use paths. Their piles of dung create a sort of visual cacacacophony.

leroy said...

I'm sure when my dog suggested I was as strong as a horse, he didn't mean to suggest a gigantic anxiety-ridden shit dispenser.

I mean I'm reasonably sure.

At least I hope I'm right.

I'd ask, but now I'm not sure I want to know.

Oh what to do, what to, this is making me anxious.

Spokey said...

@N/A

that's not the only cacophony they create

@leroy

i'm sure your charming canine only meant you have horse sense. although i've been as confused about what that means as i am with between a rock and the hard place

Anonymous said...

I've been told off by a few horse riders because i dared to try to share the trail with them. (Riding too fast, riding to slow, threatening the frigging horse, wearing colors to bright, trying to pass, not trying to pass.) IMHO they do rank high on the douchebag meter.

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Anonymous said...

The Borg started with a single Fred.

Schisthead said...

Wasn't Cloud City full of d-bags too?

I mean, Lando did sell out Han.

DB said...

I do love that Inspector Gadget jacket.

Lardass said...

Happy Unicorn:
Was your comment simply a coincidence? Or did you somehow read today's post before bot-commenting? Or, is it not a bot-comment at all?

Anonymous said...

The guy with no head, up in Sleepy Hollow, he was on a horse. Off road bike path is now located exactly where he rode. So you can now plow straight through a pile of horse dung deposited by the Headless Horseman's horse. What horse shit. It's a cheesy thing to do, but it's a tourist destination, Icky Crane and all that. And you can lay down on the path and take a selfie of your head laying next to a pile of horse dung.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Ted K once write "So many horses, so little time"

Anonymous said...

Gold Jerry, Gold!
"strung out like the last days of Pantani"

bad boy of the north said...

cat 6in'....it reminds me of the six cats we have.

Anonymous said...

Tear ass racing across the bridge, with theme music blaring Iggy Pop's "The Passenger".

I am the passenger and I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backsides

Anonymous said...

You are the Coltrane of blogs - sheets of gags.

GreySpoke said...

Perhaps a CitiBike AlleyScat is on the works?

Anonymous said...

"This allows you to see the road, cars, and your surroundings clearly, just with some data and digital information also included in your field of vision."
Or in Plain English: You would be better off without these fucking glasses.

P. Bateman said...

wow, all that manure on the display of the fancy glasses. its like someone was wearing them and reading this blog.

BAM!

i kid i kid.

seriously Snob, your subscription to dollar shave club run out? like a gorilla with clothes.

Al said...

As they're similar to Boris Bikes, have you considered using the handy aerobars on the citibike? Lick that cockpit, stick your arms under the handlebars and grasp the luggage rack

Anonymous said...

Happy Unicorn rocks, especially how he easily anticipates Ted's screed (by looking up the UniquelyMoronicBomber Man-fisto) and sets him up for a fall....

Freddy Murcks said...

Because I'm easy, easy like Wednesday morning.

ArnoldHorshack said...

Oh Oh Oh Mr Snob? Mr Snob!

Do the smart glasses stream porn?

May cover up the begrimed suburbia in which I have to ride.

Catherine the Great said...

Post more horse encounters please.

Dorothy Rabinowitz said...

I would like to talk about advertising and marketing techniques.
HORS DONG

P. Bateman said...

hey CJ, since you are a fellow cocksman...

i got this super hot 23 year old black dancer's number at the strip club last night AND the super cute 21 year old door girl's number. they love me at the club. girl has legs like a giraffe.

will keep you posted on the pending results.

thank god i work from home. its a sunglasses inside day...

N/A said...

The front and back legs of a giraffe are about the same length. The radius and ulna of the front legs are articulated by the carpus, which, while structurally equivalent to the human wrist, functions as a knee.[37] It appears that a suspensory ligament allows the lanky legs to support the animal's great weight.[38] The foot of the giraffe reaches a diametre of 30 cm (12 in), and the hoof is 15 cm (5.9 in) high in males and 10 cm (3.9 in) in females.[33]:36 The rear of each hoof is low and the fetlock is close to the ground, allowing the foot to provide additional support to the animal's weight.[15] Giraffes lack dewclaws and interdigital glands.

N/A said...

Thanks Wikipedia!

McFly said...

My friend has a horse named Gluestick.

JLRB said...

Those Citibikes will never take hold

P. Bateman said...

@N/a - if i had been drinking water i would have done a spit take all over my computer.

instead i just laughed maniacally. bwhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Blessed be! The disappearance of that jackass TROLL Ted K. is most welcome. Thank you Happy Unicorn!!!

Anonymous said...

I've read this blog for years and never commented. However, I've got to say that #5 in the instructions for dealing with horses made me snort my coffee all over my computer.

Anonymous said...

TedK didn't make it today?
Maybe he got swept up in Anonymous' anti-terrorist campaign.

Monica Lewinsky said...

Ohhhhhhhhh Helllllllllllllllll no. I know the big man needs to bleed off some pressure but I am not sticking my head under anything can crush it.

clyde said...

Uh no thanks to happy unicorn - PNW Scranus status was damp today - and while I understand your need to provide equal access for all sexual orientations - I would respectfully request topless females to go with the topless males you provide for babble

Anonymous said...

I hate to complain, but I will: I envy you, since there seemed to be no CitiBikes available on the UWS this morning. So I rode my own, so fwp, but still.

Gotta Gough said...

Anxiety ridden shit dispensing machine. So what you're saying is that drinking coffee makes me a horse?

Comment deleted said...

Conspicuously missing from the heads-up display: "You SUCK!"

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

Horseys are way more important than bikeys. Be careful not to frighten the pretty horseys, you terroristic, Nazi, irresponsible, careless, bicyclers

Hooar Yu said...

Happy Unicorn is........CJ?

Spokey said...

why is it that when i read something like

Giraffes lack dewclaws and interdigital glands.

on this blog, and it only happens on this blog, that i think of something obscene.

Anonymous said...


LONE DORK

Don't be a frat boy all your life said...

Strip club girls like anyone drunk/high and spreading the cash around

O'4fuxake said...

Yes, yes, I need fighter jet tech to ride my bicycle!

P. Bateman said...

none of the above. i'm just damn charming. and its 1/2 mile from my house so its always my last stop on nights out.

Anonymous said...

A horse is a horse of course of course
and no one can talk to a horse of course
unless the horse's ass is Dorothy Rabinowitz.

Dave said...

OK, dropping low, into the slot...

deathstar radar no see me...

cruisin' that long, smooth valley...

telephone poles like a picket fence...

good thing I got a rear-view robot...

VADER'S ON YOUR ASS! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!

screw that, can't stop now, PORTAL DEAD AHEAD...

this cockpit's lit up like some kind of primitive smartphone from 2015...

DROP IT IN DROP IT IN NOW! PULL OUT, PULL OUT! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

whoa... unicorns, giraffes, dancing fairies... OK. Mission accomplished.

Cleon Jones said...

I woke up once stark buck naked in the back of a van with a horse. I have no idea how I, or the horse, got there.

N/A said...

For me, horseys are much like bikeys in that both are more classy when ridden with leather saddles and wearing jodhpurs.

N/A said...

What pressure are you running your horse at?

The Ghost of Clayton Moore said...

Got it on once with a babe, her on top, who kept yelling "Hi-Ho Silver". Had no idea what she was screaming about. Had to look it up on Google afterward.

N/A said...

If you run your horse's pressure too high, it makes that crap go SHOOTING out of it's ass. I learned that the hard way. Those poor joggers...

N/A said...

"its" not "it's"

leroy said...

Dr. Mr. Ghost of Clayton Moore -- Upon considering your comment, my dog observed that's just Tonto.

Not quite sure what he meant by that. I had no idea he spoke Spanish.

Freddy Murcks said...

$10,000 is apparently a little bit too EXPENSIVE for a Fred sled (even by the skewed standards of the vELOsNOOZE), but the $5,500 version with Ultegra and low-profile wheels is a veritable bargain. On the plus side, it does have "optimal frame lateral stiffness" so that it "gets up and goes" and it has a "big, stiff bottom bracket [that] transfers power very well." I get the impression that the reviewer, Dan Cavallari, is sexually aroused by a "big, stiff bottom bracket." However, no word on whether or not the frame includes "boost" spacing and thru axles.

Red Ross said...

No helmuts for the people on horses? For shame, for shame

il Pirata est Mort said...

WCMR the laughs per blog inch was off the chart today. Excellent work.

Spokey said...


i freqently see horsey riders with healments. maybe almost as much as bieksycles

what is the national shame is almost never seeing healments on the horseys. people should show some decency and healment their horseys

N/A said...

Giraffes should wear helments. Look how high those fuck-os are!

Happy Unicorn said...

Lardass, it was pure coincidence, although I like to think that as I was writing that text last night, I was psychically transmitting my thoughts to Snobz, who felt compelled for unknown reasons to write something about horses.
















(Dorothy I'll get with you later honey.)

ChamoisJuice said...

Ok, this post is an excellent example of Bikesnob's former glory and current sell out status.

That 2009 post is gold!
-excessive poking fun of hasids: yes, they are misogynistic, racist, backwards, but they really are hilarious!
-Prime Jewish Princess objectification. Damn, that Trish Cohen is a stone, cold fox
-A link to Heeb magazine about Jewish women stereotypically resists performing oral sex, which sadly no longer works, cuz it is def relevant to my current interests
-Finally, a no holds barred bike review, that points out all of the esthetically offensive frame details, dropouts, chainstays, unsightly BB gussets.

You can do better, BikeSnob

BikeSnobNYC said...

ChamoisDouche,

Love the way that bike looked.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

ChamoisJuice said...

JRLB,

Pancakes should be made from scratch. Mix is worse than system wheelsets.
I like the Better Homes recipe, though that is their only recipe I use. I actually have it memorized:
Heaping cup flour, red mill is pro status
3 big spoons of sugar
2 level spoons of baking powder
1/2 spoon salt
I don't actually use measuring spoons. Those are for pansies that use those torque wrench allens to tighten their bars.
HOWEVER, the pastry sifter is MANDATORY. If you don't have one of these, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

Wet stuff:
1 cup milk
1 egg
6 spoons oil, I think that's a 1/3 cup
Beat, mix with the dry, but not tooooo much. And don't let it sit out too long before frying.

Oh, I guess you should be cooking bacon while your getting this shiz ready. Cook in bacon fat, or you fail as a pancake enthusiast.

The rest is pretty self explanitory. Pour in the pan, add fruit of your choice, wait until it starts to bubble. Flip. Enjoy with high test coffee and a fat bonghit. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

Concerning TP, scientific studies have actually been done on this, conclusively proving OVER the roll is best, and under the roll people have learning disabilities

I actually know one character, who's main hobby is switching the orientation of TP rolls in people's houses. And checking back later to see if it has been "corrected". Of course he always flips it again. Kinda a bizarre troll, but I'm sure it drives people nuts.

Agravaine said...

Was riding with horses on Sunday, mostly the riders pulled off the trail when i got close. Main complaint is horses in mud and in defrost time stomping the trail into bumpy shit. Worse than the actual horse shit.

P. Bateman said...

What do gay horses eat?

heeeeeeyyyyyyyy




Agravaine said...

Was riding with horses on Sunday, mostly the riders pulled off the trail when i got close. Main complaint is horses in mud and in defrost time stomping the trail into bumpy shit. Worse than the actual horse shit.

ChamoisJuice said...

Horse girls are THE WORST

They will never love you as much as:
-the stupid horse
-daddy's money

Plus their delicate lady parts are broken in like a 10 year old brooks left out in the rain.

P. Bateman said...

CJ - that is actually all very accurate re: horse gals.

ChamoisJuice said...

I am fairly selective on my tinder swiping.

Automatic left swipe, don't care how hot you are:
-horse pics
-baby pics
-Seahawks gear
-roller derby
-hair dresser
-shooting guns
-duck face
-all pics from shoulders up
-oompaloompa make up

I guess that's about it, though it does quickly eliminate 75% of ladies.

Anthony Weiner said...

Dick pick is such a crude term. I prefer portrait in turgidity

Captain Obvious said...

CJ - I am violating my own rule by interacting directly with you, but I gotta know: Why are you so fucking stupid? Were you dropped on your head too many times as a child? You may be the most socially tone deaf person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. It's truly mind boggling.

Philip said...

"Strung out like the last days of Pantani" is now my go-to "strung out" reference. Thanks!

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

In the future when the oil runs out you'll be cat6ing on a CitiHorse.

JLRB said...

Went back and actually watched the horsey video:

(1) That Zorro is a beautiful animal;

(2) She said "the main thing is to announce yourself, especially if you are coming up from behind" - that sounds dirty;

(3) whathefugh is with those orange crossy jerseys?

ChamoisJuice said...

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JLRB said...

CJ @ 3:21 - exactly

Anonymous said...

I bet you $100 a can beat you in chess OR scrabble. Most likely NY times crosswords, too. I will even handicap myself with bonghits, if the lead gets too out of control.

FUCK TARD

David Olson said...

"gigantic anxiety-ridden shit dispenser" is now my new twitter name. Thanks.

bad boy of the north said...

I want what dave's having @211p

Nuttin 2 Sey said...



mister juice

Those are for pansies that use those torque wrench allens

make that for pansies who use those torque wrench

unless of course you mean actual pansies

Pat Novak said...

That was some pretty noirish cat 6 reporting there, Snobby.

Here's some suggestions for your next despatch:

:::Around here a set of morals won't cause any more stir than Mother's Day in an orphanage.

:::If anything goes wrong, your trouble comes hard, and it doesn't do any good to sing the blues, because down here, you're just another guy in the peloton.

:::In a Cat 6 Citi Bike run across the Manhattan Bridge you always bite off more than you can chew. It's tough on your windpipe, but you don't go hungry.

horse-is-a-horse said...

Ahhh horses.

One time I'm riding along the paved shoulder of a quiet road up a canyon and come up pretty slowly behind a horse and its rider. Being a Fred, others were up the road already passed the horse.

My turn to ride by and the horse is suddenly spooked kicking a HUGE dent into the quarter panel of a car parked even further off the shoulder to the right and stammers out to the road almost taking me down.

I put in an awesome burst of power (10 whole Watts) and put some distance between me and the horse crossing over the double-yellow to get away from the horse. The horse is stammering around in the middle of the road.

Horse settles down and rider gets the horse into a trot not even gonna hang around to own-up on the damage to the car. That's not the only interaction where I've concluded that I'm not impressed with people that own horses.

Grump said...

As for the rampant equine problem.......Mmmmm. Tastes like horse.

JuanOffhue said...

Leroy–

My Weimaraner, J. Silverheels Gray, wants to know what your dog is signifyin’.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

ninety seven

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

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recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

ninety nine

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Century recumbent!

Anonymous said...

I was at Hialeah once, had a hilarious time, a horse named Hiawatha won.

Anonymous said...

After reading the Daily Electronic Paper (aka The Snobville Gazette) went for a bike ride. The whole time a kept singing to myself "Camptown Races". Thought about getting a horse. Realized that what I was riding doesn't take a dump the size of a bag of cement. Decided to stick with the bike.

Fully expect a WSJ article, by Dottie, on the dangers of horses in Central Park.

Ground Control to Vancouver said...

I wonder what Ms. Babble is up to today. Not out riding a horse I bet.

Jane F said...

They Shoot Horses Don't They

Anonymous said...

I remember that TV show where a cowboy put down his horse and started solving crimes riding in a Jeep.

OldSlowGuy said...

OK, horse encounter protocol had me laughing harder than I have in a long time. Nice work, Snob.

Bike Riding Dental Professional said...

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

James said...

Good thing RoadQueen wasn't around for the horse banter.

Mike Skinyard said...

Strava podium.

Mare of New York City said...

Danish horses are measured by Hans.

Anonymous said...

Lantern rouge...

Guy Y said...

Fisher random or I'm not playing Anonymous. Life's too short to memorize opening moves or waste time with players who do.

babble on said...

Nope, it was a bike yesterday. Though I did used to teach dressage, so it certainly isn't out of the question. Heh. But after today I will never look at a horse the same way again. Heh heh heh... :)

McFly said...

My only horse story is the fam looking at the clydesdales at Busch Gardens in St. Louis with a large group of people. Honey says "What's that thing hanging down?" I told her and she screamed really loudly from shock and implied that it was fake.

JB said...

McFly, that must've been Grant's Farm. No BG in St. Louis. There's a nice rec trail that runs by Grant's Farm and the Clydesdale Farm. Those horses are beautiful and the foal are the most adorable 1,000-lb. things you've ever seen.

Last time we rode that, my son was enjoying the sound of his sneaker rubbing on the front tire. I realized what he was doing at the same instant that his shoe caught and he did an epic endo. He handled it well. Thought his arm was broken, but only bruised.

McFly said...

Yeah that's the one. Physics can be a cruel bastard professor.

JLRB said...

HEAD WIND

Suwannee Dave said...

Why is it that the horse lady is sitting twice as high off the ground as a bike rider, on a skittish animal, but is not wearing a helment?

babble on said...

Right?? Damned trail riders... hunter/jumper and dressage riders ALWAYS wear healments. Definitely an imperative when you're sitting atop a massive anxiety ridden shit dispenser.

babble on said...

Oh! Oh oh oh! Hey! Guess that means CJ isn't gonna want to suck my wheel after all, given my long and storied history in the horse barns...

JLRB said...

One of the horsey riders i wearing a helment, and its a beik helment, not a typical horsey helment

JLRB said...

is

R we There Yet said...

Waiting for Thursday.

stop me if you've herd this said...

Riding horses on the Jism trail. A sticky situation.

P. Bateman said...

Babs - i would prefer to see you teaching UNdressage

Anonymous said...

And then there's the Trojan Horse, which has something to do with condoms and Cipo.

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