Friday, November 6, 2015

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

Remember Cadel Evans?  He used to ride bikes in Europe.  Now, he wants you to know about the dangers of car-dooring:



Heedless door-flinging is obviously a problem everywhere, but it's just a tiny part of the mosaic that makes Australia the world's worst place in the world to ride a bike in the world.  That's why in Victoria you don't dare take to the roads on a velocipede without first donning appropriate safety gear:


--Giant legally-mandated chrome-dome helme(n)t?  Check;
--Pink warning halter?  Check;
--DayGlo pant cuff retainer even though rider is not wearing any pants?  Check:


And don't forget your Mask of Shame.

Yet even Australia (or at least Victoria) seems to be acknowledging that there's only so much safety gear you can fit on one cyclist, which is why they've come up with the "Rider Reminder" for drivers:


Here's how it works:

Car doors are one of the greatest threats to cyclists on our roads, but you can help to change that. Rider Reminder is a sticker which is placed on the inside of your car door handle. Designed to feel like your old bike handle, it's a reminder to think of bike riders and open with care. Road Safety is everyone's responsibility and if we all come together we can achieve our goal of zero deaths and serious injuries on our roads.

I don't know how it's supposed to do that if your average rider probably hasn't touched a bicycle grip in 30 years.  Seems to me that they might as well have passed a law requiring everyone in Victoria to learn Braille and then given out door handle stickers that read "LOOK BEFORE YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"

But at least it's a start.

Anyway, all of this seems to be a part of Victoria's "Towards Zero" program, the centerpiece of which seems to be the chance to move someplace where they actually take road safety seriously:


Maybe they're on to something there.

And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right you'll win a one-way ticket to Sweden, and if you're wrong you'll see Australia Is the Most Bike-Hostile Nation On Earth Reason #256: Kangaroo Attacks.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and be sure to heed those tactile warnings.


--Wildcat Rock Machine






1) Which is not on the International Federation of Sleddog Sports list of banned doping products and methods for dogs?

force food or fluids
--Alteration of the location of the testes or the insertion of an artificial testicle






2) Why is this Fred running?

--Someone is stealing his bike
--Someone is stealing his Strava KOM
--The espresso kicked in suddenly and he has to go to the toilet
--Le Mans start






3) Lucas Brunelle's latest adventure takes him to:

--Chernobyl
--Fukushima
--Three Mile Island
--Cleveland






4) Target is selling a fat bike based on which popular movie character?

--Ethan Hunt from "Mission Impossible"
--Darth Vader from "Star Wars"
--Olaf from "Frozen"
--Monsieur Gustave H. from Wes Anderson's "The Grand Budapest Hotel"






5) In a rare detour into horror, Woody Allen's "Husbands and Wives" is the story of a serial-killing divorce attorney.

--True
--False




6) What's so hot right now in cycling?

--Riding and then taking the train home
--Putting your bike on one of those front-loading bus racks and going to Applebee's
--Hitchhiking
--Crotchless bib shorts




(But was it artisanal?)

7) San Francisco is being terrorized by a hatchet-wielding, bicycle-riding, transgender handbag thief.

--True



***Special Golden Age Of Cyclocross-Themed Bonus Video***



126 comments:

Anonymous said...

podiating yo.

Guy Y said...

waiting for anonymous's dope test to come back positive....

Mike O. said...

Another early day. Took advantage of the nice weather and more morning light yesterday and biked to work, 28 miles round trip.

Blog Drafter said...

I'm going for a ride now. Why did I stop to read this? Because Snob.

Ted K. said...

HOW SOME PEOPLE ADJUST

77. Not everyone in industrial-technological society suffers from psychological problems. Some people even profess to be quite satisfied with society as it is. We now discuss some of the reasons why people differ so greatly in their response to modern society.

Guy Y said...

Another though provoking post Ted K. I certainly get the shits with industrial-technological society sometimes.

N/A said...

I WON'T REST UNTIL ALL DOORS ARE REMOVED FROM AUTOMOBILES!

Guy Y said...

Now that I've read the post, thanks a bunch Cadel - do us Aussies proud. It wasn't quite as cringe-worthy as Anna Meares promo work for South Australia's Motor Accidents Commision, but its close.

If the Transport Accident Commission and the government of Victoria really wanted to stop doorings they would:
• Ask the police to prosecute dooring deaths and injuries.
• Stop painting "bike lanes" alongside parking spaces
• Do what the do in the Netherlands and train Learner drivers to open the car door with the hand furthest from the door so that they need to turn their head towards the window - and make it a requirement for a successful Learner's driving test. Habits learnt for life.

And Cadel - next time someone asks your for advice on how to avoid doorings, why not say "ride the fuck away from car doors"...???

Guy Y said...

So much commentable stuff in todays post Bike Snob. Love the dialogue in the 'roo video:

"T'was a roo."
"oh. Really?"
"Yeah. Kangaroo."

Thanks - as opposed to a a jackaroo? Though I suppose a Suburu is a likely culprit...

JuanOffhue said...

Could it be top tinnitus?

BamaPhred said...

Now what am I going to do for the rest of the day?

Anonymous said...

A guy threw open his car door in front of me without looking once. I was driving a 1979 Thunderbird at the time, though.

Bryan said...

You're all a bunch of Jays

JLRB said...

I am confused by the term transgender woman - did they check he/she's naughty bits to be sure?

JLRB said...

AND by the way - mid-60-degree-'Merican for a November 5th morning commute? You can deny global climate change, or you can admit that you love it (until we all burn up and/or starve)

Freddy Murcks said...

Yes, but can I still masturbate with them on?

Spokey said...



yawn

what, the quiz was posted two hours ago?

oh crap. the monitor says i have two minutes to finish,

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Early Scranus.

Anonymous said...

T.G.I.F.!!!

007 said...

Bond. James Bond.

Spokey said...


can i file an appeal. i really knew the answer to Q6 but mis-clicked. and i studied really hard this week. didn't even go out petaling yesterday in order to prep (and the rain that start early afternoon had nothing to do with not turning the cranks of fortune).

if mom were alize she'd be so happy if i could bring home today's quiz with a big smiley face and 100 written on top.

Victor Kaminski said...

vsk said ...

Vain Tay Dos

vsk

leroy said...

Told my dog his "can't-pull-because-riding-fixed-gear" protest was no excuse.

Ride joyously all!

Hi Calypso said...

So John Denver used to blow-dry his hair, sneak out to Portland and ride "cross" under the pseudonym "Michael Sylvester"?

He was truly a Renaissance man.

Dorothy Rabinowitz said...

Our city needs more doors

Dorothy Rabinowitz said...

Scranulogical Forecast...taking the bus to Applebees

P. Bateman said...

todays post was ribbed for our tactile pleasure and i for one thoroughly appreciate that.

the linkaway re: the terminator and his fat bike is interesting - for some reason they really want to drive home the fact that his bike costs $1,475. his daughter is quite the babe.

would be great to play opposite her in The Sperminator parts 1-5. need to bone up on my acting chops.

Chickenhom said...

Cyclocross is for winners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSzfXDj_1fg

Roille Figners said...

"From pehhsonal ixparience a foind it proley wanathameost skeeery things coz of cuse 't can heppen ut inny toime."

Dude WTF language is that LOL

Lisa Simpson said...

Mr blank needs a blank in order to blank his blank.... oooh, I'm in deep blank.

Spokey said...

i always look before opening my driver's door. not for bieksyckles though. i don't want some fuck-o in his pickup ripping my door off.

of course if all i see is a bicksickle, i think twice and then only open it if the syclist is wearing a healment knowing he can't get hurt.

bad boy of the north said...

I would've won the trip....but i was out trippin'the wallkill valley rail trail instead.i'll make a visit to ikea to make up for it....

Freddy Murcks said...

I am always sort of surprised by these "movie star rides a bicycle" things in that always seem to be riding shitty bikes. The Arnold has more money than god. Why wouldn't have the nicest bike money can buy? And while he's at it, why wouldn't he buy a super nice bike for his daughter plus super nice bikes for all of the shop rats who happened to be at the shop when he went in to buy his bike? Even up to a couple hundred grand is pocket change for that dude. If I had money like that you can bet that's what I'd do.

Anonymous said...

Re: Arnold on the Fat Tire bike:

Could be the right ride for the trip. For a trip on the flat, bumpy streets in LA, would you want to see him on an Electra? Come on down to San Jose Bike Party and see the modified crusiers!

P. Bateman said...

@freddy - yeah, it certainly stood out in that article. oh my god its costs him $1,475!!!!

if anything he should be applauded for ONLY spending that amount. nice bit of restraint Arny.

in fact, i'd use that same restraint for his daughter. i'm mean, with her consent obviously. i think our safe word/phrase will be:

You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."

hope she has a good memory.

JLRB said...

"I'll be Fat"

Anonymous said...

Arnold has an IQ of 134. This may explain his modest selection.

Anonymous said...

Had a neighbor who backed out of his garage with his sports car driver's side door open, while he leaned to the outside and looked back, to guide the car out of the garage. The car left the garage, the door didn't. I wonder if Babble has ever backed a bike out of a garage?

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

That door handle trick is old hat.....As a kid, we had a door handle in our bathroom shaped like a turd, It reminded us to flush.

God said...


Verily not so parishoner Murcks. Although parishoner Schwarzenegger indeed hath much, my investing and later divesting in gold and silver during the recession runup hath set us up nicely.




Roille Figners said...

"Putting your bike on one of those front-loading bus racks and going to Applebee's" LOL

Never been doored. In fact, I'm finding it sort of hard to believe it's as big a problem as a fear per se. I think after all these years I basically have a daemon running in the background that literally scans every "parked" car for the presence of a HEAD above the driver's seat, not to mention brake lights, backing lights, or angled front wheels. ANYTHING unusual about the car, triggers the SomethingUnusual event handler, sets TreatAsThreat to TRUE, and runs the AssessAvoidThreat routine.

Freddy Murcks said...

My apologies, God. It's just a figure of speech to say that a person is so rich that he has more money than God. I would assume that with your omnipotence and omnipresence, you would be able to do quite well in the markets. I could not have predicted that Netflix would go from less than $40/share to over $700/share in just a few years, but I am sure that you knew it all along. Have you considered going into the investment advice business?

Anonymous said...

"You can be a kid again and play in the woods. You have grass, you have trees, you have mud, and you weird guys in day glow colors with really strange little accents that remind me of creepy dudes who shouldn't be anywhere near children."

ChamoisJuice said...

Jesus Christ, look at the fucking steerer tube extender on Arnold's bike. Disgusting. I personally think the only appropriate use for a fat bike is as a beach cruiser. Cuz you can ride on the beach. His bike would be 800X cooler if he got some swept back beach cruiser bars on that bad boy.

Back in my NY bike shop rat days, I sold stupid bikes to a couple of celebrities.
I outfitted William Hurt, children of a lesser god star, sensitive sex symbol to librarian types, and his family with 4 Klein mountain bikes, a roof rack, 4 pair ultrasensor bibs, and giro high end helments.
Almost lost the sale, because he wanted a kickstand on his Klein Mantra, and the chainstays on those things really don't play nice with kickstands. Made that sumbitch fit. Huge gel seat, highrise bars, Conti town and country bars. NOSH AME! Was a $12,000 sale. He tipped me a hundo, and was a real nice guy all around.

I sold a $1300 Jamis Dakar Sport, the cheapest full suspension bike we had, to Billy Baldwin. First time he showed up on a Harley in the full lawyer pretending to be a tough guy uniform. I think he came back 3X before finally pulling the trigger. When he picked up the bike, he arrived in a limo, walked into the shop talking on a giant Zach Morris cell phone. First call was making reservations at some fancy restaurant... off course he name dropped himself. Second call was to order a dozen roses. Then he tried to nickel and dime me down on the price of the bike. GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHERE. No tip, either.

On the plus side, my deliquent, tatted, stoner Argentinian MTBro stole his girlfriend. LOL Apparently he has undersized masculine equiptment.

K-Bo said...

Roille @ 2:30. I know that this is a bike blog but You would probably like Snow crash by Neal Stephenson. Do it bro.

George said...

What's an 'old bike handle'? I'm old and I've had lots of old bikes; they all had handlebars but none had a handle as such. Perhaps Australians build their bikes differently.

Captain Obvious said...

[CJ's complete lack of self-awareness and inability to read social cues = facepalm]

Roille Figners said...

Snow Crash eh? Wikipedia: "Like many of Stephenson's other novels it covers history, linguistics, anthropology, archaeology, religion, computer science, politics, cryptography, memetics and philosophy."

Not enough things!

Well, sounds pretty cyber. Everything was cyber back in '92. Now ironically it's more cyber than ever out there but nobody notices. Anyway I will check it out, because hey.



William Baldwin OK -- during that whole story I was picturing Billy Boyd the Scotsman, who I was actually mixing up with Billy Connolly the other Scotsman (fuckin old age) -- anyway NOT Alec Baldwin's ne'er-do-well worthless brother. The story works a bit better now with a more hatable villain.

Roille Figners said...

In other words I read Billy Baldwin, and pictured this guy, and thought his name was Billy Boyd, but that is actually this guy. SONUMBITCH!!! I HATE BAH SICKLES!

Roille Figners said...

BIEKING IS GIVES YOU BRAIN CANCER BIKESNOB IS A LOOSER

Anonymous said...

BIKE SNOB IS A LOSER BIKING GIVES LOWERS YOUR NEURON COUNT AND GIVES YOU BRAIN CANCER.

ChamoisJuice said...

I fucked up, it was Stephen Baldwin.
Should prolly stop smoking so much weed and hitting my head so much.

There was a somewhat interesting interview with 3X world champion, Fabien Barel. He has never been one of my favorite riders... he is very meticulous, is not afraid to wear skinsuits, he's french. I like the rowdy, foot out flat out australians, like Kovarik, Rennie, and Sam Hill. Anyways, despite not liking his calculated riding style, I always paid attention to his bike set up. He was not afraid to modify his sponsor's bike, to make the geometry suit him better. He was one of the first guys running 64deg head angles, sub 13.5" bb height, and longer wheelbases. He also would run whatever tire he though best for conditions, regardless of whether it was made by his sponsor. An engineer, and compulsive tinkerer, he was always looking to make mountain bikes faster and more confident.

Anywho, he was also strong proponent of long ass top tubes, and short stems.
Fab-
The only way of thinking is to make sure that every single product is 100%, suited to our discipline. I can tell you that the stem was useless, coming from road cycling,
He is actually proponent of 0mm reach stems. I personally think stem length should be equal to fork offset, but I 100% agree BONER STEMS handle like shit, and come from stubborn road bike tradition.

Most of the industry is catching on. Led by smaller companies like Mondraker, Kona, Canfield, Canyon, but now even Giant and Specialized have got the memo.

In a few years, if you want some scrunched up top tube bike with a boner stem, your only option will be to wipe you ass with benjamins custom bespoke bullshit.

Spokey said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Spokey said...

oops

Captain Obvious said...

CJ knows next to nothing about bikes, bike components, bike fitting, bike manufacturing, bike retail, or, of course, women. But he does know a lot about handling boners, primarily but not necessarily his own.

dop said...

Mid 80's Cyberpunk fiction? Try 'When Gravity Fails'

God said...

Parishoner Murcks at 2:37 PM

while thou speakest well and true, I/WE must stay above the fray and thus must not indulge in the advise business. Also practical reasons preclude such an enterprise. As the omnipotent entity for all of man, I/WE would of course advise all of humanity. That of course would screw up the ebb and flow of the market.

I am pondering speaking to SATAN. If he condescends to advise the loser cohort, I/WE could serve all of humanity.

Dooth said...

Betcha ya didn't David Byrne was a Maryland cyclocross champ before he got into music. He was so good they nicknamed him Cyclocross Killer. Qu'est-ce que c'est?

EricBikeCO said...

Remove the automobile altogether. Horses fuck the world!!!!!

EricBikeCO said...

Remove the automobile altogether. Horses fuck the world!!!!!

BikeSnobNYC said...

ChamoisJuice,

So you're from Rockland?

Explains a lot.

Wildcat Etc.

Anonymous said...

whats up with the cyclocross onesies?
Just asking

Anonymous said...

Scranus Strainus

leroy said...

Fred water also comes from Rockland County. Just sayin'.

Richard Breaks said...

I like to wear a cyclocross diaper with my cyclocross onesie.

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

CJ should start his own blog. He can create his own outlet to puke out his Fred based techno - babble, wet dream fueled female fantasies, drug addled braggadocio, and low level celebrity butt licking.

dop said...

CJ commented about an mtb rider who wasn't afraid to modify his sponsors bike.

Pro cycling has a long history of riders who said the hell with a sponsor's bike and just painted their own bikes to look like the sponsor's. Hours of fun for Fred-nerds...'look at those curved seat stays! He's on a litespeed...' Or the bottom tube might be extra beefy, starting a tongues to wag (life isn't kind to Fred-nerds)

It's the kind of comment you see in the sports section, finding courage in transgressing an unspoken boundary that doesn't exist.

Captain Obvious said...

POC and dop - you make Captain Obvious's job too easy, but I am going to say it again:

CJ knows next to nothing about bikes, bike components, bike fitting, bike manufacturing, bike retail, or, of course, women. He's also incredibly uninteresting and completely unaware of any sort of social cues. He's a text book example of a complete asshole.

Spokey said...


ah, who is cj? some new poster here? where can i read his posts? or should i?

a friend of ted's?

Anonymous said...

CJ really seems to irritate you all making him a very effective troll

DB said...

The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Great Movie.

Burt Reynolds said...

Any regrets? I should have spent more money and had more fun.

John Daley said...

The daily struggle of staying sober was ruining my life.

Frank Sinatra, Ornithologist said...

Egrets? I've had a few....

Psalm 8:4 said...

What is CJ, that thou art mindful of him?

P. Bateman said...

drug addled braggadocio is like the best kind of braggadocio i'm pretty sure.

Ted K. said...

"a friend of ted's?"

No.

Joey said...

Ted Ted Ted
Blew my baby away
He took her from me
He took her from me

Roille Figners said...

OK who has read the shitty, mostly made-up, unauthorized biography of Led Zeppelin called "Hammer of the Gods?" In the middle was a section of glossy photos including one of Robert Plant, taken from a low angle thereby showcasing his pants-cucumber, and the caption was something to the effect of "Robert, master of the braggadocio."

Bobbie McGee said...

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

Reggie said...

Cyclocross= Monty Python Upper Class Twit Skit

Slip Kid, 2nd Generation said...

No easy way to be free

Captain Obvious' Penis said...

I live with two nuts, and our neighbor is a real asshole!

ChamoisJuice said...

I actually relate to the real Ted K. to a significant degree

"No, what worries me is that I might in a sense adapt to this environment and come to be comfortable here and not resent it anymore. And I am afraid that as the years go by that I may forget, I may begin to lose my memories of the mountains and the woods and that's what really worries me, that I might lose those memories, and lose that sense of contact with wild nature in general. But I am not afraid they are going to break my spirit"

If that homie could have figured out how to talk to the ladies a bit better, I'm pretty sure he would not have fully lost it and started blowing people up. It's not that hard! Just gotta tell a few jokes and not give too much of a fuck.

Ted K was a mountain biker. Though he was a retrogrouch, a true Fred, in the traditional Sheldon Brown sense of the word. It does really bother me that the term has become a catchall term for materialistic bike dork.

ChamoisJuice said...

FRED

TED

ChamoisJuice said...

A more flattering likeness

He's got the bipolar, too.

What Hath LOB Wrought said...

WOWso

Even Teddy disavows CJ

Detached observer said...

Tiresome TROLL, Pseudo -Ted K, disavows drivel-producing TROLL, CJ.

It’s an InterNet TROLL fender-bender!

Anonymous said...

Peaches is one of the most important artists of the 21st century. Honestly. Look at all the fucking heteronormative people hating on her because she questions norms, both societal norms but also musical norms.

put your dick in the air

leroy said...

I miss making Fred water in Rocland County.

https://twitter.com/leroys_dog/status/580949880752865280

Spokey said...

and here i figured your dog would prefer Fred Beer from https://www.hairofthedog.com/

BamaPhred said...

I'm so not hip to Rockland humor, but I did check out Rockland, NY. Both the county and the town, on the wickingpedia. Interesting. I watched it rain all weekend.

dop said...

Anonymous at 4:18...

I had doubted the existence of musical norms:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b7be37fe3f60c8b9678683db2bfacb73/tumblr_mnc0l0bYOT1qeghkio2_500.gif


I owe you an apology.

ChamoisJuice said...

I have ONE Rockland joke:

What is the fastest way from Israel to Africa?
Route 59.

Jokes are always better when you explain them. Ira Glass of NPR does a pretty good job of explaining the joke, and why Hasidic Jews seriously suck in this piece:
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/534/a-not-so-simple-majority

That yoga instructor burning man chica I was dating for a minute, was not a generous tipper. I was like DOOD, that's not even 15%, you gotta leave 20% at least.
she said, "Can't help it, I'm cheap, I'm jewish"
?!?! I didn't know that. Did you have a bat mitzvah and all that?
"No."
Umm, have you ever been to synogogue?
"No, but my mom is half jewish."
WTF, that is not a free pass to be stingy.

I got a number from this genuine but hipster tendencies righteous cyclist girl on Halloween. We were talking about our favorite places to eat in town, and she mentioned this new age pizza place, I cannot stand. And told her that I prefer NY style pizza, and would rather go without eating pizza than to eat that hippy shit, and that it offends my delicate sensibilities. This led to me learning that she is jewish and her family is from NJ, though she grew up in CO before moving to PNW. We had a long conversation about bagels.
I texted her "how do you feel about mohel jokes?"
rabbinical jokes?
GODFUCKING DAMMIT, DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT A MOHEL IS?! Apparently I do. The rabbis that perform circumcisions.

How much do mohels get paid? Not very much, but they get to keep the tips! :D
Never get a half price mohel. It's a ripoff! :D
Did you hear about the mohel who go falling down drunk on the job? He got the sack! :D

musical norm said...

musical norms

leroy said...

96...

leroy said...

97...

leroy said...

98...

leroy said...

99... (Leadout done, getting beer)

Spokey said...

ok, i'll take. tanks leroy

wishiwasmerckx said...

...and 100! Thanks, Leroy. Hope you didn't strain your surgically-repaired heart.

leroy said...

WIWM -- Oh I am so totally perfecting my Redd Foxx impression and milking this for all it's worth.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Leroy, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.

Anonymous said...

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/aug/14/apple-self-driving-car-project-titan-sooner-than-expected

Anonymous said...

Bipolar disorder is a mood disorder that can be characterized by drastic mood swings — between feeling elated, energetic, and risky to feeling sad and disinterested. These drastic swings are called episodes of mania and depression, and they are the classic signs of bipolar disorder. Not everyone has these drastic swings; some people with bipolar disorder swing back and forth between depressive and somewhat elated states.

But when someone with bipolar disorder is having a manic episode, risky, reckless sexual behaviors and significantly increased sex drive are quite common. Hypersexual behavior is often a warning sign of a manic episode, but keeping bipolar disorder managed with medication and therapy can stop hypersexuality
People with bipolar disorder experiencing hypersexuality may:

Have multiple sex partners
Think about sex constantly
Have one-night stands
Be more interested in pornography
Notice a difference in their sexual behaviors
Engage in other reckless behaviors like driving too fast or gambling
Spending an excessive amount of money
Not sleeping
Having trouble concentrating
Speaking quickly and in a scattered manner

ChamoisJuice said...

Bipolar Disorder Is Like Having Two Serious Illnesses at Once

CANT SLEP

Did have a pretty entertaining Tinder convo with this mulatto girl that is a fashion photographer and travel nomad. Normal shit I talk about: the weed farm, jehoveh's witnesses, Yahweh and agriculture being developed coincidentally, Pan/Devil/Goats/huuuuge dick spirit of fertility, Pizza, NY, travel, sex. She's pretty cool.

She has a tattoo of two narwhals crossing horns with a heart above em.
My opening line was: are you aware only male narwhals have tusks? rainbow emoji


She's really into whales. Threw out the "wanna humpback at my place?" line. Followed up by "ayo gurl, you can Free my Willy, anytime"
99% she wants the dong.

I really need to get on the meds again.

leroy said...

WIWM -- My problems there are traceable to a canine wingman who claims I suffer a debilitating lack of personality disorder.

bad boy of the north said...

g'morn all.went to philly this weekend.went to the bike expo.while there saw lots of bikes...trikes,bents,foldies...all sorts of gadgets.met a number of builders.lots of bling,lots of eye candy.
didn't realize how bicycle friendly philadelphia has become.lots of bikes stashed by the bike valet.
nice old timey bikes on display,too.
oh..and a bought a walz cap.nice.

bad boy of the north said...

and Leroy...the bike show seemed doggie friendly as well.

BamaPhred said...

I dunno Leroy, both you and the dog seem to be well supplied with personality.

Spokey said...


bad boy

yes, a decent place that philly. getting my next bi-sickle made there by bilenky (in north philly) so it's a bie-sickling manufacturing mecca. should have my new steed by mid spring i think.

Spokey said...


hey wiwm

you trying to pilfer my century trophy? ain't happening.

Freddy Murcks said...

Hey kids - I guess crime does pay.

JLRB said...

SKIN SUIT

bad boy of the north said...

spokey,i saw a really nice array of bilenkys at their display.beautiful paint work.
speaking of bikes beautifully done and on display there...two come to mind.groovy from ohio and dogwood from n.carolina.
also spotted a snobbie brompton at brompton's.

David Pearce said...

Interesting how the last shot of Michael Sylvester shows him (apparently) pedaling home his cyclocross bike while riding his road bike, so as not to wear out the tires of the cyclo bike.

This, just after Jan Heine of "The Path Less Pedaled" blog has shown cyclocross tire carriers attached to the front axle of his cyclocross bike, so he could ride to his cyclo event without wearing out the tires he prefers for the event itself.

Anonymous said...

Görmeyeli nasılsınız dostlar, geldi çılgın Escortcunuz Emre KANDE. Bana sorulan binlerce mesaj içerisindeki escort istanbul sorulardan Taksim Escort . Üsküdar-Beşiktaş arası çalışıyor, Kadıköy-Beşiktaş arası çalışmıyor seferler iptal. Metrobüsle Mecidiyeköye geçtim ordan indim barbaros bulvarına, çok yoruldum yinede Avrupa Yakası Escort escort istanbul bayanları araştırıp görüşme sağlıyormuş o zaman bizde abimize yardımcı olalım dedim. Gelelim abimizin sorusuna, Birleşme sırasında alınan zevki artırmak için çiftlerin yapabilecekleri başka şey varmıdır ? Güzel istanbul escort bir konudan bahsetmiş, zevk oranını daha çok artırabilmek Kartal Escort için acaba ne yapmalı. Az bi dk beynimi kendine getireyim, şuan ahmet kaya'dan diyarbakırlıymış adı bahtiyar dinliyorum bağladık psikopata. Tamamdır şimdi geldim. Daha fazla zevk için hmm düşünüyorum o zaman varım. Evet, eşler Beşiktaş Escort cinsel kaslarını denetleyebilirler. Pratik ve eğitim sonucu bu kaslar bilinçli bir tarzda denetlenebilir, böylece kadın, vajinası Bostancı Escort içindeki penisi sıkabilir ve tazyik altında tutabilir. Bu Mecidiyeköy Escort kaslar kasılınca vajinanın ağzı hemen hemen tamamiyle kapanır. Kaslar gevşeyince vajinanın ağzı tekrar açılır. Vajinanın dış kısmını kontrol eden bir başka kas Anadolu Yakası Escort daha vardır ki bu organın asıl fonksiyonu işemenin bittiği an idrar akışını durdurmaktır. Ama buda bir istanbul escort önceki kas gibi vajina ağzı üzerinde bir tazyik icra eder. Basit bir Beylikdüzü Escort idman sonucu her kadın bu kasların denetimini Şişli Escort elde edebilir. Bunun için idrararını tutmaya çalışıyor gibi yapmak gerekir. Günde en az yirmi kere... Böylece idrar yolu kasları üzerinde bir denetim imkanı kazanılmış olur. Cinsel zevkin artması için yararlı olabilecek Kadıköy Escort ikinci grup kaslevator kaslardır. Bu grupta üç çeşit kas vardır. Bunlar biraz yabancı gelebilir sizlere ben yinede yazayım, pubococcygeus, iliococygeus ve puborectalis. Bunlar anüsten ön kısma doğru birine sıkı bir şekilde yaklaşır ve bütün vajina boyunca penisi sıkar. Bu kaslar çok güçlüdür escort istanbul ve doğru kullanıldıkları takdirde cinsel zevkin artmasında büyük rol oynar. Levator grubu kasları geliştirmek için en iyi idman barsakları sıkmak şeklinde

Macros Satu said...

Assalamualaikum ... Hallo gan, salam kenal ! Ane dari De Nature Indonesia minta izin buat promo sekalian titip link ya gan, Mohon komentar ane jangan dihapus ... :)

Obat Sipilis Berdarah Herbal
Cara Mengobati Sipilis Sampai Tuntas
Obat Sipilis Raja Singa Herbal
Obat Penyakit Kencing Sakit
Obat Herbal Sipilis
Obat Tradisional Kencing Sakit
Obat Kencing Sakit Ampuh
Obat Herbal Raja Singa
Obat Kencing Sakit Tanpa Ke Dokter
Obat Sipilis Kencing Sakit

Obat Herbal Darah Tinggi Yang Ampuh said...

thank you for the information you present here,
Keep posting and I really like it.. it is very good

Nosoysuperwoman.net said...

You should comment on the competition comparison of the blog. You can highlight it's mind boggling. Your blog exploration/tour will broaden your conversions. Pureperformancetraining.net

Italy Travel said...

I consider you. This post is actually exalting. i prefer your post and everything you share with United States of America is current and extremely informative, i would like to bookmarker the page therefore I will come back here from you that you simply have done an incredible job. Asia Travel

Khasiat Obat Ace Maxs said...

I am not good at making information or a very good article, but this article makes me become motivated to make work better.
So, thank you for sharing.. I liked it, because it is very nice

Mas Andi said...

#Tag :
Pengobatan Kutil Kemaluan
Pengobatan kutil pada kemaluan
Pengobatan kutil pada kemaluan pria
Mengobati kutil di kemaluan
Obat Kutil Kemaluan
Obat kutil kemaluan alami
Obat kutil kemaluan pria
Obat kutil kemaluan di apotik

Segera Hubungi Kami Dan Pesan Obatnya Sekarang Juga di Fast Respond : 087705015423 PIN : 207C6F18.

Apotik Denature said...

Cara Mengobati Ambeien Tanpa Operasi ? Segera Hubungi Kami Dan Pesan Obatnya Sekarang Juga di Fast Respond : 087705015423 PIN : 207C6F18.

Obat Ambeien Di Apotik said...

Obat Ambeien Di Apotik ? Segera Hubungi Kami Dan Pesan Obatnya Sekarang Juga di Fast Respond : 087705015423 PIN : 207C6F18.

Akhadiwi Rajie said...

It’s hard to find knowledgeable people on this topic, but you sound like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks
Timesdirect.net
Videolinkz.us
Workpost.com