I’ve been addicted to this site for a long time now and I’m proud to finally present a bicycle I feel is worthy of inclusion. Here is my story:
My fixed-gear journey started two years ago this month. I was crossing the street with my dry-cleaning in one hand and a hot venti white chocolate mocha from Starbucks in the other. I had the walk signal and was in the middle of the crosswalk when a cyclist whizzed by me, causing me to stop abruptly and spill my beverage all over myself and my freshly laundered suits. Though the entire episode took only a fraction of a second, I can picture him in my head perfectly to this day. The insouciant expression; the whisps of hair poking out from the hood of his sweatshirt; the white cable connecting his head to the MP3 player in his messenger bag; and the snug black trousers from the women’s section at Target. All of these things spoke of a person who knew true freedom and was living his own life on his own terms. But most of all, I remember the bicycle. It’s minimalism and singularity of gear and purpose was captivating. Even at that moment, dripping with overpriced coffee and embarrassment and nursing second degree burns, I knew I had to have one.
Now, anybody who knows me knows I’m not one to go off half-cocked. If I was going to get a fixed-gear bicycle I was going to source each individual component myself, and I was going to do it right. My boss was surprisingly supportive when I told him that I would be taking a leave of absence in order to see this project through--his reply of “Fine with me, just don’t expect to have a job when you get back” was appropriately businesslike, yet it still left the door open for future negotiation. My wife was a bit more resistant in the beginning, but when I showed her a detailed spreadsheet proving that all we’d need to do in order to make this project economically viable was cancel the cable, get rid of the car, rent out one of our bedrooms, take our son out of private school, and find her a second job, she eventually agreed.
Finally free from distraction, I went to work. I spent hours and hours every day poring over the entries on FGG (though most of those hours were spent waiting for the photos to download since I was now using dial-up). I knew that my frame would need to be something special, so when a friend forwarded me a Craigslist ad for a steel frame with horizontal dropouts, I jumped on it. You don’t find vintage steel frames for less than $500 very often these days, and this one was under that to the tune of nearly $20! I almost couldn’t believe my good fortune. I wasn't sure who made it, and in fact for a moment I doubted it was steel—but since my refrigerator magnet stuck to it, and since it was really rusty, I finally convinced myself that it was the genuine article.
Yesterday was a bittersweet day for me. I finally completed the bike and took her on her maiden voyage. She rides like a dream. Unfortunately, though, when I got back I was subpoenaed. It appears my wife is suing me for divorce.
In any case, I think you’ll agree that the end result is truly something special. The photos were taken this morning, right before the bank foreclosed on my house. Paypal on the way.
PS: I just found out that my frame is actually a Huffy, which was a high-end builder who supplied frames to the 7-11 pro cycling team in the 80s. In fact, my friend thinks it may actually have belonged to some guy named Bob Roll!


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ReplyDeleteSecond again
ReplyDeleteI think the podium should go to the first person to make an actual comment. Hey, that's me! I freakin' win!
ReplyDeleteI hate you all:)
ReplyDeleteThis was great. I hope that "Lost Entries" become another regular feature on the Fixed Gear Gallery of the Damned.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow's post: Craigslist ad selling the bike as vintage, ridden by Bob Roll in le Tour, and with a self-pity story explaining why you're "letting it go" for $699 even though "it would cost twice that to build it yourself."
ReplyDeletehaha. amazing entry, BS.
ReplyDeleteTo win, the comment has to be on the story that you just read, and none of you guys did that so. . .
ReplyDeleteVery funny but a lot of the story was missed. Went from buying a frame to getting divorced! What happened in between? Now I win.
TOP 10, MALLOIT JOHNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was a great entry BSNYC - I'm really impressed with the seat on that Huffy. It could have been Bob Roll's, too!
ReplyDeleteBSNYC, Very good! But why wasn't it resprayed or powder coated in a color scheme that is a tribute to the owner's personal journey?
ReplyDeleteHow is the seat attached? It looks like it just floats there way out in front of the seattube. It must double as a TT bike with an agressive seat angle like that.
ReplyDelete...a bike called "quest"...the search for spirituality while keeping one's feet firmly planted on the pedals is truly inspiring...
ReplyDelete...should you be forced to sell, perhaps bob roll or the dalai lama might be inclined...
Yeah, that's one of mine too, I'm going to put it up on CraigsList later today. I've got to finance that divorce you know.
ReplyDeleteStamped steel drop-outs. You don't often find that quality for under $500. Might be italian.
ReplyDeleteThe Riddle: The Untold Story
ReplyDeleteI like how you said "leave of absence" instead of "sabbatical"
I don't know if I'm buyin' it... I know steel is flexible and all, but the guy had to digitally alter those photos to get that bitchin' head tube angle.
ReplyDeleteAnd the moral of the story is...
ReplyDelete"Follow your bliss, get blisters."
But I wonder....
If the wife gets the bike in the divorce, can one say she left in a Huffy?
Awesome.
ReplyDeleteShe rides like a dream.
The bike or the (ex-)wife?
i have my anatomy course final exam tomorrow. instead of prepping for it, i read this. well worth it though - hilarious. i hope this doesnt affect my future career as a nurse though.
ReplyDelete"nurse, what aspect of the neuromuscular junction is exerting inhibititory properties in the system?"
"well im not sure, but i do remember this one really funny BSNYC blog post..."
^^^^ Ouch. That pun was terrible, but tasty... Nice one.
ReplyDeleteIs this the start of a Serial?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could get his wifes old jeans in the divorce.
And just think of all the girls (like Roxy Erickson) that he could date and convert to fixys (see, no 'ie').
Such potential!
The horror, the horror.
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ReplyDeleteIts the bike, the ex-wife is a rough ride.
WWWWWWWWink
^^^
ReplyDeletethose curves and I hit three holes
ahhhhhhh
Am I the only one that check Craigslist daily for "Huffy" and then prays hard that some clueless guy is selling a serotta?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious. Great post, BSNYC Great line about the dialup
ReplyDeleteOH, THE HORROR
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 4:48 - You probably are, although I admit to checking for TARDIS in hopes of getting a deal on a Time Machine.
ReplyDeleteQ. why does a divorce cost so much?
ReplyDeleteA. because it's worth it!
to Anonymous at 4:48p
ReplyDeleteI think you've exposed a universal dream we've all had - finding a clueless guy selling a Serotta as a Huffy. Unfortunately, the reality is that we're more likely to be taken by some shyster selling a Huffy with Serotta decals on it. Nothing wrong with checking CL occasionally, but DAILY?? I think you may have a disorder that requires professional help!
I'm thinking it was crashed with a head tube angle like that. Rides like a dream of what?
ReplyDeleteDon't know about getting a Serotta from someone who thinks it is a Huffy.
ReplyDeleteI lucked into a Trek 728 from someone who knew it was a Trek but had no idea which model.
Came with Campy hubs and decent Rigida rims that resold for almost as much as I paid for the bike.
Doing some updating now, including getting it powder coated. When all is done, I will have a classic lugged steel bike with geometry perfect for loaded camping trips for significantly less than people are paying for highly impractical single speed fashion statements.
God help you if you need decals to tell the difference between a Huffy and a Serotta!
ReplyDeleteBikesknob.. you pussy.If you really wanted that diatribe to read like a FGG post you wouldn't have been afraid to deviate from Meriam-Webster's English, that is, unlike a real FGG post, you had to spell every work correctly.
ReplyDeleteGive us a brake - let's see some real creativity. You must be a frushtraitd inglish teacher in reel life!
Little early to be jumping the shark, ain't it? What's next, a guest column by Jim J Bullock?
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ReplyDeletecheck out the hate
...i'm not sure if we're ALL aware that the 'huffy' race bikes used in europe my both lemond & the 7/11 team at various times were built by ben serotta...
ReplyDelete...just offering...
Nice idea. But why stop at the pilot when you could have gotten a whole series from it? You know that bloggers will never go on strike (more's the pity) and Nielsen is a racket anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe epitome photo would have:
a) so much saddle slope that the rider's nostril would have to surf the stem,
b) enough spoke cards to make the Tarrot Readers' Union file a protest suit, and
c) a freewheel proudly displayed.
The description would apologize profusely for the brake and claim that it's coming off any day now.
BTW, anyone else going to admit doing the magnet test? Used it recently on a found bike to just verify that the wheel rims really weren't aluminum and really should be ditched.
moj
My wife was a bit more resistant in the beginning, but when I showed her a detailed spreadsheet proving that all we’d need to do in order to make this project economically viable was cancel the cable, get rid of the car, rent out one of our bedrooms, take our son out of private school, and find her a second job, she eventually agreed.
ReplyDeleteI noted this in the Excel spreadsheet I keep listing all the obsessive compulsive spreadsheet mentions in various blogs.
Skidmark: Jim J Bullock isn't a sign of jumping a shark, its a sign of a low-rent operation that couldn't afford anything else after paying for Tammy Fae Baker.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE knows the Horseman of the Shark Tank is Ted McGinley.
actually, doesn't this guy deserve a sarcastic bikesnob post?
ReplyDeletehttp://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/nov/6/RyanCoyle.htm
come to think of it, though, he pretty much is a parody of himself anyway...
anon 9:26:
ReplyDeletethat's gotta be a setup. i have to believe that nobody would ever seriously build up that bike.
Skidmark,
ReplyDeleteI thought I jumped the shark weeks ago with the orangutan.
--BSNYC
dear god.
ReplyDeletehttp://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/dec/1/BradHefta-Gaub.htm
I would like to ride that Shogun with a different stem, handlebars, and mainly pedals.
ReplyDeleteI like how the De Rosa's posed on the guy's bed. And is that a white stain on the paisley sheets? Do we have yet another perverted Scotsman?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the twine(?) on the TT is some sort of asphyxiation device intended to enhance the frame's pleasure.
some guys on the FGG forum seemed a little hurt by this. said it hit too close to home. i still remember the pain of having to shell out $20 for my first pair of 700c tires.
ReplyDeleteif these guys have that kind of cash, aren't they supposed to be the ones mowing us down with their SUVs? oh no wait, they are.
+1 on the photoshopped head tube angle; a guaranteed horrific speed wobble at anything over 10 mph.
ReplyDeleteHuffy never actually made any of the bikes, right? they just put their damned ugly decals on Serotta dream machines?
ReplyDeleteoh, shit - lots of people already said that
ReplyDeleteCorporate jobs are for tools and suits anyways..I much prefer my parents trust fund, my friends blow and my homemade fixie so suck it!
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